Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation.
A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married.
Later my father married my step daughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.
Also, my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son.
That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. "This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother.
This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose step sister is my father's wife, I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm My own grandfather!
And you think you have family problems?