You think you have problems?

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. 

Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. 

A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. 

Later my father married my step daughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. 

Also, my wife became mother in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. 

This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. 

That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. "This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the grandmother. 

This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose step sister is my father's wife, I'm my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm My own grandfather! 

And you think you have family problems?